Afternoon Crumbs

After years of praying while Googling "Smurfette motoboating Katy Perry," some plushie's wish has finally come true - The Superficial Couldn't Winona Ryder have pretended it was 2001 and stolen a better dress from Saks? - Lainey Gossip Teen Mom Farrah is teaching her kid the art of the staged bikini photo shoot. We're doomed. - Hollywood Tuna Ashley Benson in Nylon Magazine - Drunken Stepfather I'm pretty sure Lindsay Lohan did lines in front of everyone in 2009 and 2010 and 2011 and 2012 and et...